It’s Not Worth Having (if it’s too much to hold)…

"It's not worth having If it's too much to hold You can dig so deep That you're left with a hole Thirsty in a desert with a bag full of gold Don't wanna end up like pirate bones What I thought was precious was just a pile o' stones I might have the treasure but…

The Boggart – Susan Cooper

When the Volnik family of Toronto inherits an ancient castle in Scotland, they also inherit the Boggart, a mischievous spirit that has lived there for centuries. When the Volniks unwittingly bring the Boggart back to Canada, the results are explosive.In a tumbledown castle in the Western Highlands of Scotland lives the Boggart. He is invisible…

For Sale

Cute Tortoiseshell CatAbout three years old.Has tendency to be mischievous.Likes food.Too much...Gets offended easily.Attitude = over 10x of total body weight.Steals beds....Hates schoolwork...Needs royal treatment...Is professional model...Comes in bag...Price = highest offer.Small print: offer may not be available at all retail locations. No compensation for injuries caused by angry cat. Current owner may suffer from depression, heartache,…